Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
Your mind is a garden,
Your thoughts are the seeds;
You can grow flowers,
Or you can grow weeds.
I’ve been laying in bed for the past 4 hours listening to My Chemical Rromance, Panic! at the Disco, McCoy, and Blink 182 when I have a 4 page paper due tomorrow that I have yet to begin.